lanker

one who is often misinterpreted as a cool person but is really just a loser.

look at that lanker sitting in the corner smoking crack!

by creamery February 23, 2008

Lanker

One who lacks grace, most commonly accompanied by long, thin limbs. See (lanky)

what a lanker

yeah, he's lanky.

by Syral November 12, 2004

Lanker

A lanky wanker

“Look at that tall git over there”
“Yeah… what an absolute Lanker”

by sneakylad November 25, 2021

lanker

More harsh form of the word lanklet (tall skinny person)

Fucking lanker.

by ipseudonymac December 5, 2025