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An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.
LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008
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languash 

It is your own type of language, or way you say something.
You no speaky to me, that is my languash.
languash by Timathong96 November 11, 2010

linguasmic 

Adjective. Portmanteau of ‘linguistic’ and ‘orgasmic’. Used to describe something as being linguistically satisfying, especially if extremely satisfying. Not necessarily sexual in nature. May also be used to refer to satisfaction related to the tongue, since ‘lingua’ is Latin for tongue.

May also be used in adverb form: ‘linguasmically’
Witty wordplay with multiple levels of subtext? That is absolutely linguasmic!

Learning Klingon and Quenya at the same time is the most linguasmic thing I've ever done.

Wow. This lobster is the most linguasmically delicious thing of all time.
linguasmic by Doctor_Tchock January 2, 2024
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