langry

in a violent sexual way that can be harmful to ones body

im going to langry you right in the keyche!

langry by pepper pueblo January 30, 2008

langry

when someone is starving to death and knows it, but is too lazy to get up and make food

hungry lazy idk wtfff

yo thats some langry mathafuckaaa

langry by alex schiavo January 27, 2011

langry

to be angry at a langnes or a langnes post on a message board

When I read what the langnes said in his post, it made me langry.

langry by dusano December 25, 2008

Longry 

The state of being both intensely lonely and hungry at the same time.

"Man, my wife is gone - me so longry..."

Longry by mawd house December 22, 2013

ethan landry 

THE HOTTEST GHOSTFACE ALIVE, LITERALLY CREAMED MY PANTS AT THE MOVIE THEATER WHEN I SAW HIM

person one: “have you seen scream 6?”
person two: “YES OMG ETHAN LANDRY IS SO FINE”
person three: “I AGREE”

ethan landry by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023

jerry landry ii 

A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.

Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.

Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.

Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.

He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.

He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.

I'm glad I'm not Jerry Landry II, his body is super screwed-up!

jerry landry ii by Jerrylandry2 October 22, 2018

a langy 

Slang term for a small circumcised micro penis.

I cant dock with you I have a Langy !

a langy by Terry anus March 5, 2013