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Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005
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“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.
A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg
“Get Landoned” by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

londoned 

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.
Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!
londoned by johnnoh January 10, 2015
Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.
I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.
Landoed by Nater Fett January 17, 2018

LandonDid 

another word for Jeffery Epstein.
Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what
LandonDid by anna face March 13, 2023

LandonDid 

LandonDid is a stunning fellow who is known for being super smart and handsome… some admire him for his massive pp but he is also caring and has only kidnapped 12 children so far.. LandonDid is a great guy to know if you can get past his constant sarcasm and him looking like Ryan renolds.
That dude is a total LandonDid, I wish I could look at his bicep’s all day.
LandonDid by Spoon the best March 30, 2022

londoned 

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming
By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned
londoned by Sparkey April 1, 2008
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
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