Lyndoned 

To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.

Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.

He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.

Lyndoned by SlipperyPFB June 6, 2022

londoned 

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.

Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!

londoned by johnnoh January 10, 2015

Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005

londoned 

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming

By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned

londoned by Sparkey April 1, 2008

londoned 

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

londoned by egg_fucker June 12, 2022

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

“Get Landoned” by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019