landmikes

Landmikes is game, but no, it really isn't. Its so much more.

You cannot hit a landmike of a dynam in landmikes buddy, three more times in a row on purpose and youre done.

by CrustyJuggler5 January 15, 2025

Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !

by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020

Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

by Lennent July 30, 2010

Bosnian landmine

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor

hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

by IMVeryCreativeWithMyNames April 23, 2014