land boat 

A longass car from the 60's and 70's.

look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.

land boat by zoot April 26, 2005

land boat 

any thing that can float on land that you put stuff in

:>Hey little klye use a land boat for that
:>I KNOW RIGHT

land boat by Luke Witek March 4, 2008

Land boat 

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

Land boat by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020

Rowing a boat on land 

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

Rowing a boat on land by SHADOWBYTE11 August 18, 2025

Landboating 

A verb; the act of hitching a boat to a vehicle and driving said vehicle around on local streets while people in the boat are partying.

"Hey Mark! My neighbor just got a boat! Do you want to go landboating down Mentor Avenue?

Landboating by No Such Luck June 13, 2010

LandBoat 

The sad and romantic boat you and your friends rode in minecraft on the land. It was slow and zombies were after you but it was the best landboat in land and boat history. Everyone cried when it broke :'(

You:"I love riding the landboat with you,"
friend:"this is great"
you:"we may die but its worth it"

LandBoat by beetea April 25, 2019

Landboat 

A fat lass who is ugly as sin. Usually encountered and found fuckable while on the verge of blacking out.

Dude 1: "Man last night I was fucked up"
Dude 2: "Man your telling me, I nearly fucked a landboat!"

Landboat by Metalherb420 August 17, 2012