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Lana The Dog 

Lana the dog is the saddest dog in the world

In 2015, the dog found a home after a Canadian animal adoption group posted a heartrending photo of the young lab mix that went viral.

The second owner recently returned Lana, so the rescue group said she was again up for adoption and had until 20 May before possibly being put down.

They have since been flooded with some 5,000 emails and adoption offers.

"I'm sure we're going to find her a place," said Brenda Dobranski from Rescue Dogs Match in Cambridge, Ontario. "Third time's a charm."

The organization admitted "there is still work to be done" despite "tons" of training when it comes to Lana's behavior. They say she should ideally be able to spend the bulk of her time outdoors because she is "skittish" inside.
Lana the dog is the saddest dog in the world

In 2015, the dog found a home after a Canadian animal adoption group posted a heartrending photo of the young lab mix that went viral.

The second owner recently returned Lana, so the rescue group said she was again up for adoption and had until 20 May before possibly being put down.

They have since been flooded with some 5,000 emails and adoption offers.

"I'm sure we're going to find her a place," said Brenda Dobranski from Rescue Dogs Match in Cambridge, Ontario. "Third time's a charm."

The organization admitted "there is still work to be done" despite "tons" of training when it comes to Lana's behavior. They say she should ideally be able to spend the bulk of her time outdoors because she is "skittish" inside.
Lana The Dog by BorgeYT February 10, 2021
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