lamzy 

A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee

Phil: Rita didn't go to Washington D.C. because she didn't want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!

lamzy by Danikayla April 17, 2013

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Lamza 

South African slang for French/tongue kiss
Present tense:lamzaring
Past tense:lamza'd
Future tense:lamza

Did you see Tyler and Kylie lamza behind the school?

Lamza by Pretty boy gee November 23, 2019

Lamya 

A girl who will light up your day ni matter how bad hers is going plus she is very gorgeous and beautiful she loves attention no matter what and no matter how much she's been through she will always have a smile on her face . She is very faithful and caring even though some people have turned bad on her so if you loose her then you lost it all she can be nice but mean and you never want to be on her bad side . She loves being told the truth don't ever lie to a girl like lamya cause girls like her are very awesome but hurt her and she'll forget about you like you were never there

Boy: I really need a girlfriend but like I don't know a good girl

Me: well Lamya is a really good girl and she is very faithful

Boy: she's to pretty for me
Me : trust me all she wants is to be told the truth and she'll love you

Lamya by Saidfy January 2, 2019

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022