noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.
Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?
John: In laminosity?
George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...
1. The state or quality of being lame; unadventurous, not spontaneous. (Congratulations, you're really fucking boring.)
2. A montage of lameness; the juxtaposition of such elements including, but not limited to- little bitch, unfunny, whack, unoriginal, weak, douchebag, epic failure in life, etc.
1. Kenny G is the supreme supplier of lamenocity for all the idiot morons of this world.
2. If you live your life like a bunch of derivative panzies, you will be stuck in a cycle of lamenocity all your life. Good for you, really... good - for - you.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.