lamearse 

See "lameass"

You are a total and complete lamearse!

lamearse by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003

lame arse 

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

lame arse by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

lame arse dick 

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

lame arse dick by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

lameasses

plural of lameass

Those are a bunch of lameasses!

lameasses by Nicko March 24, 2003

Lameasses

a person thats boring and is an ass.

you are such a lame ass.

Lameasses by Matt T April 10, 2003

Lazearse 

1. A person who lacks the will or motivation to do physical activities of any kind,

2. Also is the feeling of being lazy.

3. Fatigued from being vulgar ("laze-Arse")

You lazearse, get off the couch!

Lazearse by JCDZ February 7, 2010

Lame Arse Duck 

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

Lame Arse Duck by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019