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lame arse 

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.
"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"
lame arse by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

lame arse dick 

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick
Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
lame arse dick by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018
Those are a bunch of lameasses!
lameasses by Nicko March 24, 2003
a person thats boring and is an ass.
Lameasses by Matt T April 10, 2003

Lazearse 

1. A person who lacks the will or motivation to do physical activities of any kind,

2. Also is the feeling of being lazy.

3. Fatigued from being vulgar ("laze-Arse")
You lazearse, get off the couch!
Lazearse by JCDZ February 7, 2010

Lame Arse Duck 

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.
Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly
Lame Arse Duck by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019
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