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The state in which one's penis is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states

Also commonly spelled "limbo-ner"

That girl is fine as hell but she has a manlier voice than me.. Dude, my penis is all confused and I have a limboner now.

limboner by jsquaredp June 27, 2011

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liboner

An erection one achieves while at the library.

I was reading this biography of Margaret Thatcher for class, and now I have a total liboner.

liboner by HipNihilist September 27, 2012

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Limoner

lemon juice on your cucumbers

Astrid made limoner for lunch one day and brought it to math class to eat.

Limoner by Danielle.is.smart November 24, 2019

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Lomboner

Noun. Someone who is both stupid and fat. Typically someone who is from the south.

Does that guy actually contribute anything to society? He's such a lomboner.

Lomboner by Dem283 March 18, 2017

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Lamboner

An erection from watching NFL kicker Josh Lambo kick successful field goals. Erection will last longer than 48 hours, but that's completely normal.

Man, I've had a Lamboner the past 2 days after watching Josh Lambo kick field goals and do his arm thing as a celebration. I have no regrets.

Lamboner by Xxspik December 3, 2018

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lamboner

like a curry but a kebab

can i have a lamboner please

lamboner by fez December 12, 2004

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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