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limboner 

The state in which one's penis is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states

Also commonly spelled "limbo-ner"
That girl is fine as hell but she has a manlier voice than me.. Dude, my penis is all confused and I have a limboner now.
limboner by jsquaredp June 27, 2011
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An erection one achieves while at the library.
I was reading this biography of Margaret Thatcher for class, and now I have a total liboner.
liboner by HipNihilist September 27, 2012
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Astrid made limoner for lunch one day and brought it to math class to eat.
Limoner by Danielle.is.smart November 24, 2019

Lomboner 

Noun. Someone who is both stupid and fat. Typically someone who is from the south.
Does that guy actually contribute anything to society? He's such a lomboner.
Lomboner by Dem283 March 18, 2017

Lamboner 

An erection from watching NFL kicker Josh Lambo kick successful field goals. Erection will last longer than 48 hours, but that's completely normal.
Man, I've had a Lamboner the past 2 days after watching Josh Lambo kick field goals and do his arm thing as a celebration. I have no regrets.
Lamboner by Xxspik December 3, 2018

lamboner 

like a curry but a kebab
can i have a lamboner please
lamboner by fez December 12, 2004
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