A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.
A sixth grade history teacher at mokena junior high school, who needs to learn to cut his hair. His hair is very long and makes him look like a girl somewhat. He is very nice but mean at the same time, and he likes puppy shirts. He also likes to make fun of his students. He looks like George Washington kind of...
the most beautiful, and perfect girl in the world, with a personality, beyond belief. meeting this extremely special girl, and don't take for a granted a second with her, because each second is as memorable as they get. She's too amazing to define on this shitty site.
What's that smell? Oh man, I think Chris just lamkined himself again...Chris, do you need to use the little boy's room?" Chris: I don't think ...yup.. yes I do