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An average tasting line of cheap beer brewed in Hamilton, Ontario.

It is a staple beer on many college and university campuses in Southern Ontario due to the low prices.

There is Lakeport Pilsner, Lakeport Honey, Lakeport Red, Lakeport Ice, Lakeport Strong, Lakeport Light, Brava.. among others.

It is great for college kids strapped for cash and ready to get hammered.

It has yet to break out of Southern Ontario or get into the bar scene, as it is purely a take-home beer.
"Good Beer, Faaaair Prices... Lakepoorrrrt!!"
Lakeport TV/Radio Ads
lakeport by K Taylor December 11, 2007
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Ladeport 

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ladeport 

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This idea is held to an extreme for the believers in the lake habitat.

The lake habitat is known for its peace and tranquility away from the busy city life.
This bottle of tequila is totally lakeworthy.
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