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I love you, my Laiser. You know who I am.
laiser by Mrs. De Guia June 8, 2021
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lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going
me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning
lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.
"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"
deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.
Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"
Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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