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Laiser by Mrs. De Guia June 8, 2021
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I love you, my Laiser. You know who I am.
laiser by Mrs. De Guia June 8, 2021
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lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going
me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning
lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.
"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"
deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.
Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"
Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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