lagtastic voyage

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.

Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!

lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008

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vagtastic voyage

n. (pronounced vaj-TA-stick, with the short A sound as in apple)

A journey that involves exploring the world of vaginas.

Also, a clever title for a porn film (as used in the film "Superbad")

ex 1) Dude, I'm going on a vagtastic voyage at the sorority tonight!

ex 2) Yo man, I just whacked off to Vagtastic Voyage

vagtastic voyage by whorebasket October 23, 2007

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Vagtastic Voyage

When a male tucks his dick and sack between his legs making it appear as if he has a vagina.

Chase was curious as to what a vagina might look like so he embarked on a vagtastic voyage.

Vagtastic Voyage by TDEZ April 26, 2010

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Vagtastic Voyager

1. Someone who likes to explore vagina
2. A guy who loves pussy
3. A fuck guru, i.e. Ron Jeremy

The movie "Super Bad" references Vagtastic Voyager several times!

Vagtastic Voyager by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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