lafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.

Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!

by QuacksO January 10, 2023

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

Oaky Afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.

Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.

by tpatora October 12, 2009

afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii

Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen

by jack6128 May 24, 2011

Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.

O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.

by Charles Yim October 19, 2010