afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii

Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen

afterbirther by jack6128 May 24, 2011

Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.

Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!

Afterbirther by bkn May 22, 2011

afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.

Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.

afterbirther by blahpers May 28, 2011

Afterbirther

A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.

Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.

Afterbirther by treadlocke May 20, 2011

afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?

Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.

afterbirther by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011

afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009

Oaky Afterbirth 

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

Oaky Afterbirth by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021