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lavonnie
One of God's beautifuliest, strong, enduring creations. She's one of a kind just as the name insist. You'll find close, but not directly the exact ! She has a twist that can be unraveled, But it takes a special someone to open such a secure treasure. If you find the key, or even break the key, you must store it and let it be unknown what you've discovered.
lavonnie by ladyl<3ves January 28, 2015
laylonie
laylonie is the definition of the most affectionate person. She always makes sure her friends are okay before herself. She loves everyone dearly no matter what they have done. She sees the bright side to everyone and that makes me smile. I love you laylonie with all my heart. Laylonie deserves all the happiness in the world 🤟🏽
laylonie by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021
lemonnies
lemonnies by Funandfreshandya May 4, 2019
Laylonni
Laylonni is a very aggressive and outgoing girl/person. She will sweep you off her feet with her intelligence. Laylonni is a very beautiful girl although she doesn’t know it. Laylonni loves to talk and make dirty jokes with her friends, if you ever meet a laylonni don’t let her go. Or she’ll beat your ass.
Person 1: is that a laylonni over there?
Person 2: yeah, go best friend
Person 3: she’s finna beat her exes ass! Let’s go watch
Person 2: yeah, go best friend
Person 3: she’s finna beat her exes ass! Let’s go watch
Laylonni by Some_random_friend November 11, 2021
laylonie
laylonie is the most affectionate person ever, she is always checking on others before herself. she never shows she hurting but she is so strong and so inspiring. she knows the definition of love and proudly loves all her friends with flaws and all. Even though laylonie makes dumb decisions she’s still someone that I would want to keep in my lifetime.
laylonie by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021
levonnie
Levonnie is one of the funniest, smart, most beautiful people you could ever meet. She is a once in a lifetime gift, a truly amazing friend, and tries her best. She has an awesone sense of humor, she is intelligent, and majestical. She's so cute tjshsfjfsjtd you would be considered weird to not love her.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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