Laylonni

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Laylonni is a very aggressive and outgoing girl/person. She will sweep you off her feet with her intelligence. Laylonni is a very beautiful girl although she doesn’t know it. Laylonni loves to talk and make dirty jokes with her friends, if you ever meet a laylonni don’t let her go. Or she’ll beat your ass.

Person 1: is that a laylonni over there?

Person 2: yeah, go best friend

Person 3: she’s finna beat her exes ass! Let’s go watch

Laylonni by Some_random_friend November 11, 2021

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Layloni

Layloni is a smart , wise, and caring girl. She is very attractive and she will make your head spin. She has a creative mind and soul.

Layloni is so beautiful

Layloni by Hawaii Ma, July 11, 2018

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laylonie

laylonie is the definition of the most affectionate person. She always makes sure her friends are okay before herself. She loves everyone dearly no matter what they have done. She sees the bright side to everyone and that makes me smile. I love you laylonie with all my heart. Laylonie deserves all the happiness in the world 🤟🏽

laylonie always ask if I’m okay, which makes me smile

laylonie by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021

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laylonie

laylonie is the most affectionate person ever, she is always checking on others before herself. she never shows she hurting but she is so strong and so inspiring. she knows the definition of love and proudly loves all her friends with flaws and all. Even though laylonie makes dumb decisions she’s still someone that I would want to keep in my lifetime.

laylonie is always asking if I’m okay, which makes me smile

laylonie by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021

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lailonnie

A beautiful girl that everyone wants and she love hang with her friends and she nice sweet and smart

Lailonnie

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laelonnie

A beautiful girl, most likely very Intelligent and caring. She kinda has a slight temper, but other then that, she is the most caring girl in the world. She has an old soul and loves anything that has to do with the 1900’s

Laelonnie is so pretty, and she’s really smart!

laelonnie by Laee March 25, 2018

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Layloni

Layloni is a fine ass female that’s light skinned with thick thighs. she crazy asf, loyal, got anger issues and can be bipolar asf but is a real steppa for the people she loves.

Layloni is smexy asf fr

Layloni by goldblooded$ February 14, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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