LACASTROPHE 

LACASTROPHE (LA'CASS>TRO-FEE);

1) DEFINED AS ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GLASS HALF FULL. MURPHY'S LAW HAS PICKED THIS PERSON AS IT'S POSTER CHILD.

2) THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM WINNING (CHARLIE SHEEN YOU CAME SECOND).

3) AN UNAVOIDABLE MESS THAT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, PLACE, SITUATION OR EVENT.

I walked into service today and it was a lacastrophe; tech's where yelling, customers where crying and ASM's where melting down.

LACASTROPHE by Berlin Speak March 31, 2011

Lagtastrophe 

An event that causes great lag on either you games or your computers until it crashes on your computers or consoles

My desktop is dealing with a lot of lagtastrophe right now.

Lagtastrophe by Jaki5150 November 9, 2022

lawtastrophe 

a portmanteau combining the words law and catastrophe. lawtastrophe is the continual decline of the law industry and the law school industrial complex.

Dewey & LeBoeuf is a microcosm of the law industry's decline. Moreover, from the TTTTs to the lower T14, these law schools are throwing scholarships left and right to lower caliber students. This shitty economy has exacerbated the lawtastrophe that built up over the years.

lawtastrophe by dannyfoshizzle3 July 1, 2012

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019