LACASTROPHE 

LACASTROPHE (LA'CASS>TRO-FEE);

1) DEFINED AS ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GLASS HALF FULL. MURPHY'S LAW HAS PICKED THIS PERSON AS IT'S POSTER CHILD.

2) THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM WINNING (CHARLIE SHEEN YOU CAME SECOND).

3) AN UNAVOIDABLE MESS THAT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, PLACE, SITUATION OR EVENT.

I walked into service today and it was a lacastrophe; tech's where yelling, customers where crying and ASM's where melting down.

LACASTROPHE by Berlin Speak March 31, 2011

Lagtastrophe 

An event that causes great lag on either you games or your computers until it crashes on your computers or consoles

My desktop is dealing with a lot of lagtastrophe right now.

Lagtastrophe by Jaki5150 November 9, 2022

lawtastrophe 

a portmanteau combining the words law and catastrophe. lawtastrophe is the continual decline of the law industry and the law school industrial complex.

Dewey & LeBoeuf is a microcosm of the law industry's decline. Moreover, from the TTTTs to the lower T14, these law schools are throwing scholarships left and right to lower caliber students. This shitty economy has exacerbated the lawtastrophe that built up over the years.

lawtastrophe by dannyfoshizzle3 July 1, 2012