The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.
Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"
Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"
preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfectspeed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang
The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queefsound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.
Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.