laaven

Fattest nigga on planet earth

Hes a laaven

laaven by Laaven November 21, 2021

Lavender May Avery 

The name of Gabriela Gonzalez and Jack Averys daughter, the most adorable human on earth she is super tiny right now but when she grows she is going to be beautiful Just like her mom and dad!

“Did you hear that Gabbie and Jack are parents now!”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”

Lavender May Avery by Clau💜 @thankful_forlavender May 13, 2019

Lavendrous 

A term coined by drag queen Juno Birch used to describe something which is of a gorgeous purple/lavender tone.

The sunrise was very lavendrous this morning.

Lavendrous by mmarss December 21, 2020

Lavender May Avery 

Lavender May Avery is a beautiful angel sent from heaven. Her mother Gabriela Gonzalez and her father Jack Avery are so blessed to have her. She is truly a Gift sent from God.💜💜

Lavender May Avery is as beautiful as her mother.💜

Lavender May Avery by AllSmilesSeavey May 12, 2019

Lavender Juicebox 

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

Lavender Juicebox by COA5TA July 17, 2016

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

lavender blood 

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy

“i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this”

lavender blood by mentally drained January 15, 2021