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Scottish for boy or lad. Usually used affectionately.

"Have you ever seen a laddie, a laddie, a laddie, have you ever seen a laddie go this way and that?"

laddie by ScottX November 26, 2006

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Laddie

A kid (usually under the age of 15) that never makes any sense.

The Lad: I pooped then fortnited
Adam: The laddie makes no sense

Laddie by bruhv March 3, 2020

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laddie magazine

Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, cars and beer.

Maxim, FHM, Stuff.

AKA laddie mag, etc.

Her: I am going to the market.
Him: Please obtain for me quality men's publication that I will in no way use for wanking purposes, mom.

laddie magazine by ravy August 22, 2005

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Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

Laddie of the night by theseheights January 22, 2011

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Laddie Lawrence

The messiah of running

I went to talk to Laddie Lawrence but he was too busy looking at the weather channel website

Laddie Lawrence by Elmoro8283 December 21, 2024

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Mad Laddie

The female counterpart of the term "mad lad" ; an insane female who is very daring and awesome

Person One: Look at the mad laddie go! She is playing All Star with the sharpest tool in her shed!

Mad Laddie by howiemandealt June 24, 2019

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Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.

Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? by Swagger-2094 July 21, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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