To concurrently speak with authority on a subject you have no advanced knowledge of while also recognizing and appreciating that all of your knowledge on the subject was obtained while doing research on your phone while on the toilet.

From the French L'eau + google. The French “guardez l'eau”, meaning “watch out for the water”, refers to the medieval European practice of throwing the contents of chamber pots out the window and into the streets in a way not entirely dissimilar to the way "facts" are thrown into conversation in the early 21st century.
I heard shoving a cactus up your ass can prevent you from getting <disease of your choice> but what do I know, I just l'eau-oogle 'd that.
by itchymonkey December 28, 2022
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