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It’s another word for laughing. Or quacking+laughing= kwek
Kim:”I’m so tired today”.
Dottie:”Hi tired I’m Dottie.
Random duck:”quack quack KWEK”
Kwek by Meme lord. February 20, 2022
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When you think a girl/guy is very hot and you want to engage in sexual activity with him/her.
Blair is very kwek, i want to rape her.

Damian wants to kwek Blair.

Blair wants to kwek with Damian after pearl jamming and R. Kellying.
kwek by Rialb June 2, 2006
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To pay for another person’s meal as a deliberate act of generosity, without expectation of return, favour, or political advantage.

Origin:
Early 21st century, named after Prof. Kwek, whose repeated acts of generosity toward colleagues—particularly junior researchers—motivated the coinage.

Usage:
Often employed within academic and research settings to denote spontaneous benevolence.

Conjugation:
kweks (third person singular present)
kweked (past tense and past participle)
kweking (present participle; gerund)
Examples:
“I got kweked again after the seminar.”
“Don’t check your wallet—Prof. Kwek already kweked us.”
“She has been kweking new students since the start of term.”
kwek by Victor Bastidas February 4, 2026

Kwek-kwek 

"Kwek-kwek" is a popular street food in the Philippines. It consists of deep-fried quail eggs coated in an orange-colored batter made from flour, water, and various seasonings. The name "kwek-kwek" is derived from the sound it makes when the quail eggs are being deep-fried in hot oil.

To prepare kwek-kwek, the quail eggs are usually hard-boiled before being coated in the batter and then deep-fried until they turn crispy and golden brown. They are often served with a vinegar-based dipping sauce or a spicy vinegar mixture for added flavor.

Kwek-kwek is a popular and affordable snack or street food in the Philippines, commonly sold by street vendors. It's enjoyed for its crunchy texture and savory taste, making it a favorite among locals and tourists alike.
"I couldn't resist trying some kwek-kwek from the street vendor during my visit to the Philippines; those crispy deep-fried quail eggs were a delicious and unique snack."
Kwek-kwek by Chief Lexicographer October 4, 2023

kwek kwek 

Na hulog kwek kwek ni vox.
kwek kwek by darthpucas360 September 21, 2021
Kweku : a amazing person to be around , cares a lot and is patient , a very good boyfriend to have , an amazing kisser and good with his hands
I want a nigga like Kweku
Kweku by Angyyyyy October 22, 2019
I mean what can I do to define a king, mans got all the hoes in the same area code (for convenience) straight shooter platinum on comp games. Always makes a note worthy appearance, like if this dude ain't make you feel a lil gay then you haven't met him. Also he singled handedly defeated wass gang. 👑 shit.
Literally everyone: Kweku can you fuck ma wife?
Kweku: Yessir
Kweku by TomHanksCousin November 22, 2021
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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