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lack of musical talenth but family is usually ouththanding. Ethpecially sithers! thuckths at picking up girlths and is commonly gay aths fuck. haths the gayethst tattooths ever known. example a flower on your thhoulder. thsmells terrible like two hoboths in one thshopping cart fucking in an alley. alwayths wearths a crappy thscarf with t-shirths that have holeths. never matcheths thockths aths well. college drop out. a pacifithst becauthe he can't fight for thit. Crappy at making thandwhicheths. worths at Fryths.
Jim:Hey you see that nigga sucking dick in the back?
Bill: Oh are you talking about that Kwaseem?
kwaseem by kwa kwa jones August 21, 2016
Awesome. Nuff said.
Friend: You coming tomorrow then?
Kaseem: No.
Friend: *cries*
Kaseem by Lookies October 18, 2008
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Kaseem is that boy who just chill and watch everything , he’s a hard person to study. He get all the girls but he like to keep it very low key, Kaseem also doesn’t like a lot of attention he have a bad attitude.
Hey you wanna go to Kaseem’s House today?
Kaseem by Jigga November 11, 2018
Even though a pothead he is really sweet person and cares a lot especially for the people he loves. He is super cute and dumb asf but you will love him.
Lowkey wanna get high with kaseem and laugh for a lil
Kaseem by Potheads_girlfriend_ November 25, 2021
He is a whore he cheats but goes back to the same girl eveytime
Kaseem: hey you wanna go out

Girl 1: yes
Kaseem: hey bae
Kaseem girlfriend: heyy
Kaseem by Secret gai May 4, 2019
Khaseem is a name of a person who does not know how to keep streaks a Snapchat and it is always focus on athletic sport especially basketball a smart intelligent and sometimes Annoying.
Khaseem is a athletic star
khaseem by Queen1268 March 14, 2017
a godly person with the most gigantic COCK ever known to man.
person 1: wow did u see kiaseem the other day

person 2; yeah dude he was looking GODLY
kiaseem by Brourgaynohomo July 17, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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