Skip to main content
the god of clout, memes and rap. average kwandes have a dick size of 20 inches which is nothing compared to kwande. is a pussy magnet and never fails in bed. he has ability to extract thots and basic bitches. his strength levels are astronomically high and no one should mess with him. kwande respects women as well
thot: i encountered a kwande last night, i am no longer a thot
kwande by hotboi2k17 December 28, 2017
Related Words
the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.
a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.
kwanker by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006
noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear
example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!

example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...
krande by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008

Kwandile 

Very handsome cute AF nigga who is a ladies man
John is a being a kwandile rn
Kwandile by Hdnehejwjndb May 6, 2019
The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
When somebody is just being a kwangé kid.
Michael is acting bare Kwangé.
Kwangé by whatispoof October 20, 2019