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Awks;
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer
John: Yo, did you hear about that kwardio foreign exchange student? Yeah, he can speak English, but refuses to talk to everyone.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.
Kwardio by Batteringramspam June 18, 2011
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a more accessable and easier way of saying awkward - used as a substitute for the overused terms 'awks', 'awk', and 'awkie'
-Woah he just threw a banana at me...kwerd.
-It's so kwerd that people still use the word 'awks'.
kwerd by Kwerd4Lyfe November 7, 2012
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kward kwerd Kwardio Kwardrobe e-kward K-Word
Abbreviation for "awkward," as opposed to the more standard abbreviation "awk"
pronounced so that the "a" sounds like an "e"- "kwerd"
Alternate spellings: Kwerd, qwerd
Person 1: you have something in your teeth
Person 2: Kward...
kward by awkwardgirl January 11, 2010

Kwardrobe 

A designer brand based in India started by renowned designer Kislay Kumar . He has expertise in bringing out really good products .
She is regular shopper of Kwardrobe's products . It is really affordable , quite trendy and colorful .
Kwardrobe by itscoolboy June 17, 2018
(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.
I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.
e-kward by Holly M S June 29, 2010
the Kward is an instrument native to New Zealand. It is played by the native people there, by blowing on the mouthpiece and hitting the bottom at the same time.
Hey, did you see that Kward at the museum? Wicked Sweet.
kward by Kell-head Listereney December 25, 2004
Abbreviation for "awkward," as opposed to the more standard abbreviation "awk"
Alternate spellings: qwerd, Kward
Person 1 looks in person 2's bag for tissues but accidentally pulls out tampon/ condom/ other potentially awkward item
both: kwerd...
kwerd by awkwardgirl January 11, 2010
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