This is a holiday invented in lieu of the the whole holiday season. The month of december was determind to be far to hectic as far a holidays were concerned. NObody could determine when ?haunaka? ended and kwanza began. Then you add in the two days of x-mass and some even have rhamadon that same time of year. It was deemed easiest to just place them all on one day,. and that day is december 13(picked from a hat), Kwanzanachuamass.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).