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the mother of Naruto, The wife to the 4th hokage "Minato Namikaze" he was the 4th not 3rd and his last name isnt kaziname TRUST ME
Naruto: i found out who my mom and dad is
Sakura: who
Naruto: my mom Kushina and the 4th hokage as my dad Minato Namikaze

Sakura: who
Naruto: the 4th hokage Minato Namikaze
kushina by RocTheDemonSage January 24, 2015
A visual depiction of a Messiah who literally cannot miss.
Person 1: yo you seen that new kushina video on TikTok?

Person 2: Yup, facts as usual!
kushina by go follow mixukage February 13, 2021

Fw.kushinaa 

A downbad person that doesn't miss

Ratioed Kingdeku twice
person 1: "Naruto is mid" "Also Fw.kushinaa is mid" Ratio
Person 2: W Naruto solos + kushina better
Fw.kushinaa by Fw.kushina November 30, 2021

Kushminati 

The Kushminati is a secret organization of elite kush smokers that blow sacks that cost more than your fcuking rent. Kushminati are not simpletons. They are from a different pedigree, kut from a different cloth, so they don't blow regular shyt. (Sorry reggie smokers, you lames are losing like a mothafcuka). in perpetuum, Kushminati procure first-class 24hour access to domestic & international flights with KushAirlines (Flying Jets Over You Squares, You Fcuking Checkerboards!) and you can stumble upon them snatching up frequent flyer miles during a sour hour marathon/session. Kushminati refuse to associate themselves with lames, so they prefer to autograph to sky with bosses. Shades never off & rockin' at least a 9 or 10 swag, they are the action on the court while you are the gum stuck to the bleachers. Kushminati Mission: To be a Kushillionaire.
Garcia Vega guts in the garbage can is a clear indication that the Kushminati was here.
Kushminati by KupK@KeJunKie July 13, 2011
A tiktoker who d rides Sasuke all day everyday and has pretty bad takes tbh. Also He is never active in his own server
Someone: Hey Kushina why do u like Sasuke so much?
Kushina: He is very hot and i would suck him off
Kushina by idc.zay_ismydaddy February 13, 2021

Kushina Uzumaki 

The name of Naruto's mother and lover to the 3rd Hokage "Minato Kazenami"
Kushina Uzumaki was a ninja for the Hidden Whirlpool Village! (Which I think makes Naruto part Leaf and part Whirlpool... wait what?)