kurp

a kurp is when a male has a sweaty ball rash.

damn bro, last night at the movies i had the worst kurp ever!!!!!!!!

by Canashh Rownell July 10, 2011

kurp

kiss-burp, this is when somebody accidentally burps in another persons mouth while hooking up.

friend one: how was the hook up with ian?
friend two: not good. he kurped and i could taste the hamburger he had for dinner.

by nclifer September 25, 2015

Kurpis-like

adjective: to perform a task or act generally in hyper-active but super productive way.

I'll need a Kurpis-like performance to write this paper and go shopping in the next two hours.

by MCH October 22, 2004

kurple

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

by drusiph November 2, 2012

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

Kurpe

Verb - To wink at someone in a way that signifies the creation of a joke or plan. Usually not flirtatious. Somewhat of a silent "if you know what i mean"

pronounced kur-pee

Boy (referring to a car): Hey, I hear that Jesse has a trunk big enough for both of us
Boy 2 (making a dirty joke): Yeah she does *kurpes*

by NSABandie February 23, 2011

Kurple

A large plushy chair, usually round, including bean bag chairs.

He was swallowed alive by the kurple as he sat in it.
or
I wish I had a kurple in my bedroom. They're so comfortable!

by Blood Tiger April 7, 2009