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Kurpis-like 

adjective: to perform a task or act generally in hyper-active but super productive way.
I'll need a Kurpis-like performance to write this paper and go shopping in the next two hours.
Kurpis-like by MCH October 22, 2004
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Somebody that only cares about them selves when it comes to a situation, also there very narcissistic if it comes to somebody else’s feelings they don’t care at all. When they simpin they want everyone to know but if someone else is simpin, they tell them to fuck off. All they do is drink lean all day and attempt to do juul tricks but they actually suck at it.
E: I DONT GIVE A FUCK AB YOUR LIFE.
D:all I did was show you my shoes. Don’t be kurlin on me.
Kurlin by Toe_eating August 1, 2019

Kurtin Splanner 

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!
I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!
Kurtin Splanner by Den Da Best March 25, 2010
Generally a kind caring person
This person will be there for you all the time. You can generally tell them anything. Chrispyness. They also are very into animals. They have the best taste in music. They also can be shy at first but you get to know them they become more out going also they trip a lot
It's impossible to not love one
No no kurrin the floor doesn't need to be hugged

Chrispyness is awesome
Kurrin by awkward-panda November 16, 2013
Possibly the sweetest,strongest and hottest guy you'll ever meet (he doesn't know it though) . But don't be fooled the river runs deep. He'll love you just as hard as he loves a wrx.
"Girl, how was your date?"
"Perfect, he Kurvined it."
Kurvin by Granitecounters May 24, 2019
A PS4 owner who dates children
I bet he’s a Kurtin
Kurtin by Sainsburys dad November 18, 2019