Kuler, a gigantic brown and
purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any
moist spot with it's pulsing green
johnson.
Oh, for the
love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's
johnson.
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?