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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
kilter annie
kilt-er an-ee
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
kulture kiari
kulture kiari by Clever username July 13, 2018
Kult Kween
A Member of a Kult such as a Harry Potter Kult, a marvel Kult, a Criminal minds kult, Zaddie Cullen Kult, etc who is a thicky slaying kween who runs the show.
Hotty 1: Hey, are you part of a Kults?
Hotty 2: why yes, I am a part of many Kults
Hotty 1: Me too! Are you a kult kween??
Hotty 2: YOU KNOW IT BITCH
Hotty 2: why yes, I am a part of many Kults
Hotty 1: Me too! Are you a kult kween??
Hotty 2: YOU KNOW IT BITCH
Kult Kween by ThickHotty4ever April 12, 2021
off kilter
off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007
kalteen bar
In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
kalteen bar by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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