Kukold

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Kukold (verb) - to make a non-Kuki person (usually male) actively support Kuki's lies and propaganda, by bribing them with money, drugs, and/or Kuki women.

Bro, it looks like you've been kukolded. You've been parroting Kukis' lies all the time.

Kukold by zollywords July 23, 2023

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kukold

A man who enjoys watching health insurances commit adultery or be unfaithful with his former employer.

I became a kukold after dealing with kuk tables

kukold by pongLenis1338 August 17, 2022

Related Words

kukold • Stosunek kukolda • Kekold • Kekolding • kuroldek

Stosunek kukolda

Statistical term introduced by professor Kurek, describes the numerical ratio of a number of woman to man in specified group. We distinguish many types of this ratio with different formulas for calculating them, many of which uses concepts of theoretical & practical kukold and/or Schrödinger's kukold.

Karol: Hey bro, are you cumming to my party this friday?
Kasper: No, the 'Stosunek Kukolda' is too damn high
Karol: Understandable

Stosunek kukolda by Karol9 June 21, 2022

Kekold

Someone who uses the term "Kek", but it's the only phrase that they use for laughing.

Someone who simply uses the term Kek isn't instantly a Kekold, but can be considered one if it's the only term they use and nothing else.

"Alright. I began hearing John saying "Kek", what does it even mean?
"It's another term for Lol, he may be a Kekold if he uses it too much."

Kekold by Mylittlepony November 25, 2016

Kekold

Someone who has become the target of humiliation by means of Kek, used when a person is being keked at and not with.

"Kek, Bob is such a loser."
"Come on now man.. don't kek at him you'll make him a kekold."
"Too late, he's been kekolded."

Kekold by Michael is Gay\ June 15, 2018

Kekold

One who makes a funny joke that is subsequently stolen, with the stolen joke gaining more traction.

Person one: This kid in my class said a joke, but another dude said it louder and everyone laughed.
Person two: What a kekold!

Kekold by Harry Bahls March 8, 2021

kuroldek

the most beautiful and caring person in this world<33

person 1: you know kuroldek?
person 2: are you talking about this cutie that deserves the whole universe?
person 1: yes exactly!

kuroldek by jojonatywka May 30, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026