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A man who enjoys watching health insurances commit adultery or be unfaithful with his former employer.
I became a kukold after dealing with kuk tables
kukold by pongLenis1338 August 17, 2022
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Stosunek kukolda 

Statistical term introduced by professor Kurek, describes the numerical ratio of a number of woman to man in specified group. We distinguish many types of this ratio with different formulas for calculating them, many of which uses concepts of theoretical & practical kukold and/or Schrödinger's kukold.
Karol: Hey bro, are you cumming to my party this friday?
Kasper: No, the 'Stosunek Kukolda' is too damn high
Karol: Understandable
Stosunek kukolda by Karol9 June 21, 2022
Someone who uses the term "Kek", but it's the only phrase that they use for laughing.

Someone who simply uses the term Kek isn't instantly a Kekold, but can be considered one if it's the only term they use and nothing else.
"Alright. I began hearing John saying "Kek", what does it even mean?
"It's another term for Lol, he may be a Kekold if he uses it too much."
Kekold by Mylittlepony November 25, 2016
Someone who has become the target of humiliation by means of Kek, used when a person is being keked at and not with.
"Kek, Bob is such a loser."
"Come on now man.. don't kek at him you'll make him a kekold."
"Too late, he's been kekolded."
Kekold by Michael is Gay\ June 15, 2018
One who makes a funny joke that is subsequently stolen, with the stolen joke gaining more traction.
Person one: This kid in my class said a joke, but another dude said it louder and everyone laughed.
Person two: What a kekold!
Kekold by Harry Bahls March 8, 2021
the most beautiful and caring person in this world<33
person 1: you know kuroldek?
person 2: are you talking about this cutie that deserves the whole universe?
person 1: yes exactly!
kuroldek by jojonatywka May 30, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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