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kugelblitz 

1. A black hole formed from energie. (They only exist in theory.)

2. Someone so hot that even science can't understand it.

When the 'planck temperature' (141,000 billion billion billion K) is reached and even more energie is added, instantly a black hole will be formed. Since the radiation emitted by the planck temperature has the smallest wavelength possible (1.616*10^-26 nano meters) adding more energie (increasing its temperature) would cause an effect unexplained by science, but is likely to be the creation of a kugelblitz.
1. I wonder if there is a kugelblitz in our galaxy.

2. Scarlett Johansson is a kugelblitz.
kugelblitz by Kwitan October 28, 2012
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Kugelblitz 

Someone too hot to be described with words
You see this astonishingly hot chick and you walk up and say "Oh my, you are one fine kugelblitz"
Kugelblitz by Noogger May 28, 2013

kugelblitz 

Literal translation from German - "Lightning Ball". Street term for a fat kid that runs fast.
Damn gurl.. I didnt know that fat Rhonda is a kugelblitz
kugelblitz by fat_rhondadqw May 20, 2016

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz 

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.
*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

Kugelbitch

description given to a female who is extremely attractive but also an asshole. Comes from the words kugelblitz (something unexplainably hot) and bitch (a whiny or annoying female)
That girl at the party last night was such a kugelbitch.
Kugelbitch by C0RVAX April 18, 2018