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krustle express 

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.
Krustle gave jalin a krustle express
krustle express by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017
-Krystle love's a good time, she is ALWAYS happy and tends to get annoyed at her sibling's but never shows it on the outside. Krystle can be very cheeky but in a cute way. Her personality is overwhelming, humble, and she has an amazing sense of humour. She is insanely beautiful but does not brag about it; Krystle can be very seductive when she want's to be, her kiss can put a spell on any boy (single or not) and her tactics in bed are more of a tease but when she get's going, boy's can't get enough.

-Brilliant glass
"Wow! She's definetly a Krystle"
Krystle by Petricia Stables April 16, 2011
Trendsetter
Unique
Very understanding
Friendly and humanitarian
Attractive Personality
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Magnetic
Spiritual
Independent and intellectual
Extremely great dancer ;)
Passionate
One of the best persons to have around, hands down.

-Flipside can be unemotional & detached & unpredictable

A lot of people hate on her because they have their own issues. She will not settle till she has found that special someone, has her radar set strictly to attracting a quality partner who shares her ommitment level and integrity. Losers and players need not apply. Think she has good luck but what she has is MOXIE ;)
Krystle-she's an old soul...

Krystle is going out with who??

I love that girl.....(Krystle)

I can talk to her about anything & know I can confide in her...
Krystle by Justgotreal2013 January 7, 2013
The most horribly fascinating girl you will ever meet, complicated to understand and impossible to stay mad at, she will disappoint you often but in the end you will find that you still love her regardless. She has a good heart and means the best but her brain is highly polluted and she is capable of destroying the world so approach with caution. Can be characterized by a nice smile, pretty eyes, and has an affinity to be awkwardly adorable. Weaknesses include holy water, tall men, a stake through the heart and apples.
I spotted a wild Kristle yesterday.
Kristle by Tnt789 February 5, 2010
A Name with the Meaning of Clear or Obvious.

Also means Stongly Insightful, but unable to Project Clearly. (a)


Usually beautiful, but completely unaware of self Beauty.

Moves quick from lover to lover.
(a) ex. The light shining through a crystal gem is touching, but not ever the same pattern.

"Didn't Krystle just dump whats-his-name?"

"Yeah, but she only did it cuz dunno-his-name is a better guy."
Krystle by Amanda Frenton October 31, 2008

kristleifur 

Kristleifur is a rare breed in Iceland that is very strong and smart. scientists can't even explain how handsome he is
Person 1: "I wanna marry Kristleifur he is sooooo perfect"
Person 2: "I know"
kristleifur by Some_randomguy01 October 31, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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