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Noun (past tense) To be crazy busted, (cr)usted, krusted.To be caught by bouncers, cops or renta-cops doing something that you shouldn't be doing. In a situation where you can potentially be crusted it is always wise to have a friend illch for you.
Bouncer: You, come with me.
Krustee: Damn. Krusted. How come you didn't say ilch?
Friend: Didn't see him. Later man.
krusted by ReeceKC November 20, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
To defeat or outplay someone decisively in a competitive context, particularly in video games; to dominate an opponent in a surprising or impressive manner.
After that last match, you really krusted them!
krusted by jonsmith7653 August 20, 2024

Max krused 

The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.
Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!
Max krused by Wattba33 November 13, 2016

krusteaz 

A guy that thinks Krusteaz pancake mix is pronounced Krusty ass.
krusteaz by Dustman17 April 22, 2021
An immoral, disgusting, or revolting person typically made fun of for their ways.
Can also mean a whore or hoe
"Dude that hobo is such a kruster."
"I know, let's walk on the other side of the street."
kruster by Boobieface June 30, 2009
Past tense of kruf
His arms were krufted from leaning on a pole too long.
krufted by wordfantic December 9, 2016

Krusteacous 

A way to greet crustaceans but In a cool way like calling a human dawg or bruh
Me: “Hey t’s my main get the fuck away from me mom YO Krusteacous what b grilln my g”

Random crustacean:
Krusteacous by Crustacean Dan July 26, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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