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The most horribly fascinating girl you will ever meet, complicated to understand and impossible to stay mad at, she will disappoint you often but in the end you will find that you still love her regardless. She has a good heart and means the best but her brain is highly polluted and she is capable of destroying the world so approach with caution. Can be characterized by a nice smile, pretty eyes, and has an affinity to be awkwardly adorable. Weaknesses include holy water, tall men, a stake through the heart and apples.
I spotted a wild Kristle yesterday.
Kristle by Tnt789 February 5, 2010
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kristleifur 

Kristleifur is a rare breed in Iceland that is very strong and smart. scientists can't even explain how handsome he is
Person 1: "I wanna marry Kristleifur he is sooooo perfect"
Person 2: "I know"
kristleifur by Some_randomguy01 October 31, 2020
to damn kool for y'all fools !~
oh we love KRISTLE. When i grow up i wanna be just like KRISTLE *sigh*
Kristle by sex aye February 12, 2003
being so crazy that you pluck all your eyelashes out
Oh wow why did you kristle your eyelashes you crazy nut?
Kristle by HaLOLha February 8, 2010
A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you.
I scored me a kristey last night.
Kristey by krayzeee August 21, 2014
A wonderful playful and naughty person u may ever know .They are so cute , sometimes they may act childish but know They are really mature . Krisley is one of the best persons u may ever know, they are flirty enough to make u fall in love.
Krisley is one of the best persons u may ever know
Krisley by anonymous January 5, 2023
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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