Slapping an individual with such force that they experience sudden death.
Random 1: "Haven't seen Zurham in a while, where he been at?"

Random 2: "Bitch was talking shit so I kroon'd him."
by incestbrah August 6, 2011
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Here’s some kroon for your birthday
by ThatOnePoes May 26, 2020
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The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness
by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013
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a very homosexual teacher with extremely foul and vile smelling breath which smells like fresh ass and vinegar. he eats his feces and is a queer. when he talks her goes "Haaaaaaa" so you can smell his freakin ass smelling breath. he wears gay glasses and jacks off thinking about the beastie boys.
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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a truly blond person, e.g. a whale
a whale is max de kroon
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Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 24, 2022
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