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put me in a fucking prison cell IN DISCORD
kris gu was being salty and locked me in prison
kris gu by Meshteg? November 2, 2020
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Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.
I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!
Kris Guštin by Aceofspader March 26, 2024

kris gustin 

the really hot and handsome and cute guitarist of joker out
A: Wow! Who is that really pretty man with an electric guitar? B: It's kris gustin!

Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu

Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu
Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe. 

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
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