kriem

One of my bestest friends, we got same vibes and same interests, she's funny and kind and has the best smile, she always has ur back, she's a bit shy at first but you'll get to know her, she's really the best.

When your sad, she's always there for you.

Kriem- my always favorite bff of all time

by April sogal March 6, 2022

Kremlinology

The art of observing, deducing and guessing what is really happening within a secretive organization. (So called from the Kremlin, headquarters of the top government leaders in the Communist era Soviet Union.)

In the article, the Times applied a little Kremlinology to investigate why Windows Vista had gone so horribly wrong.

by Otaku Rea June 19, 2008

Kremlin's Law

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.

"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."

by The Runs March 5, 2020

krembot

Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.

The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!

by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

Kremlin Gremlin

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.

She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010