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Kremlinology 

The art of observing, deducing and guessing what is really happening within a secretive organization. (So called from the Kremlin, headquarters of the top government leaders in the Communist era Soviet Union.)
In the article, the Times applied a little Kremlinology to investigate why Windows Vista had gone so horribly wrong.
Kremlinology by Otaku Rea June 19, 2008
Related Words
kriem • kriemhild • Kremlin • kremtim • Krieger. • krieg • krem • kremit • kremena • Kariem

Kremlin's Law 

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.
"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."
Kremlin's Law by The Runs March 5, 2020
Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.
The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!
krembot by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

Kremlin Gremlin 

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.
She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

kreem mop 

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
kreem mop by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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