Krem 

Instead of ejaculating semen you ejaculate dust

Your grandfather ejaculates krem

Krem by Jedicolin10 December 17, 2017

Krem 

A crazy ass motherfucker, who can not calm down, doesnt give a shit what he says, and acts extremely black for the white tone of his skin.

"Yo could you stop dealing crack on a corner, in ridgewood, in broad daylight, you got too stop fucking being like Krem.

Krem by KremDeLaKrim January 23, 2009

Krem 

*The hole at the end of a male genitalia or a depressing youtuber

*A depressing Youtuber

I saw that man's krem
The maker of this video is such a krem

Krem by krem boi March 15, 2015

Krem 

Abnormally jumpy pet that causes too much trouble on POS Island.

Your Krem looks very healthy today

Krem by starkirby January 21, 2005

krem 

big dum ghey wod lik is thinkz abot nothing all day

hello wake up from you dreams

krem by gy! September 13, 2003

krem-blang 

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

krem-blang by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005

Krem Peller 

Lube.
For kinky perverts.

Do you have some KP (Krem Peller)? I really wanted to jack off, but I ran out.

Krem Peller by WeedMaster31 October 31, 2017