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Krausing 

When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.
"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"
Krausing by Anonymous_1234_Cat August 11, 2013
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kraussing around 

The act of saying something completely off topic.
"So I was watching this show about baseball-"

"Did you guys hear that some girl got kidnapped in Australia?"

"Stop kraussing around."
kraussing around by Loolforlife March 12, 2010

Mr. Krabsing 

Continuing to make a happy, grinning face (usually with the mouth hanging open like this :D) in disbelief after something absolutely terrible has happened before one's eyes.
Karen is Mr. Krabsing because her boss just made a joke and the punchline is that she's fired.

Jacque Mr. Krabsed when he realized his iPod was restoring to its original settings and erasing all of his music.
Mr. Krabsing by Jacobi101 November 17, 2011

Kraussing 

Kraussing is to scrounge something off someone without ever returning the favour.
“Can I get a lift to training again please Gus?”
“Classic. Here we go again Oscar Kraussing another lift are we?”
Kraussing by AngusMcmillan June 11, 2018

Kraussing 

The action of asking for a lift
"how are you getting to the game"
"I'm kraussing a lift with Roy"
Kraussing by Lee Sharp June 15, 2018

krauting 

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.
krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.
krauting by thinkev June 16, 2016

krauting 

The act of telling a persin that you want to hang out and then ditching them.
he's krauting us again
krauting by Rjendidiejjtn September 2, 2018
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