krautchan

a German-language messageboard and imageboard community. Similar to 4chan, there are various boards to discuss different topics anonymously. Anonymous is called Bernd on Krautchan, which is a somewhat common and bland sounding first name in Germany.

Krautchan: "It's a german side, so it's not really important."

by ReallyDumbandFat January 13, 2014

Krauthammer

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krauthammer

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)

That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.

by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Krauchunased

It is when a male friend cums on another male friend. Neither is gay.

Move your head or you will get Krauchunased.

by Chamby86 May 5, 2008

krautland

A derogatory term for Germany, coming from Kraut, which comes from Sauerkraut.

That guy's from Krautland, fuckin' Nazi.

by EtheyB May 30, 2016

katchan

Spicy boi

Katchan was a spicy boi

by Hello0209 December 12, 2020

krautschin

Verb:

To make Plans with people but then ditch them anyways because you had to play League and/or get stoned

Yo Bro mir is was dazwischen kemman

(krautschin)

by Egga0815 February 19, 2019