krangle 

A noob that hasnt gone through puberty and plays too much counterstrike

Hey guys He pulled a krangle

krangle by krangle February 21, 2005

crim-krangle 

to blaze harder than bob marley on 4/20

Kyle: Dude did you crim-krangle yesterday?
D: yeah bro.. we got higher than bob marley on 4/20

crim-krangle by GN4R April 30, 2008

Krangled 

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.

Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.

Krangled by anonymous March 28, 2022

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.

Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!

Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

Krankle 

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.

Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.

Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019

Krangled 

Krangled is a word that refers to something broken or not working properly

Eg. Similar to the word "Scuffed"

John: Bruh that bike is krangled bruv
Jim: You mean scuffed?
John: Yeah, same thing

Krangled by denenquix September 9, 2020

kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

kringlefucker by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019