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krang bang 

To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
krang bang by Magic Larry December 23, 2007
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Khang Bang

ex. 1 - Justin: "Dude! I just khang bang'ed her so hard last weeked. feelsgoodman"
ex. 2 - Henry: "my name is khang bang"
ex. 3 - Robin: "xd khang bang"
Khang Bang by the xd'er November 4, 2016
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Kang Bang 

When you get completely fucked over by the most unpredictable guy in the world. Can be general bad luck in the room, or just getting joked on by someone really really bad.
"Why is he crying?
He got kang banged."

"I still have no girlfriend fuck being kang banged."

"Damn he is on top of Tony right now! Should we help Tony out?
No man I don't want to end up getting Kang Banged too!"
Kang Bang by bronybro March 21, 2011

Kang Bang 

A young female who always finds a way to creep up your best-friends list; mental breakdowns, stress-eating and the possible occurrence of a cheeky yacht party; usually has a crush on people starting with a J.
1. "No way! Is that the Kang Bang?"
2. "You just missed the Kang Bang's mental breakdown!"
Kang Bang by jonnythejunkie02 August 12, 2019

khang bang

Definition1: Sound made bye crazyfrog in the crazyfrog remix of Axel F.

Definition2: To put ones penis in somones ear.
"I khang banged å hobo so hard yesterday. Afterwards I payd his medical bill, because im such å good guy"
khang bang by andbulgur November 28, 2016

Kang Banged 

Drinking 7 IPAs followed closely by Benadryl.
Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.

kangbang 

1. to move both arms in a single and simultaneous thrusting motion accompanied by a repulsive, but unique, facial expression
2. to show symptoms of an abnormally large growth and distorted shape of the head, disproportionate hair growth towards the back of the neck, and obscured pupils as a result of swollen cheeks and eyelids
3. a gangbang of kangaroos

verb: kangbang; noun: kangbanger
1. Dan kangbanged just in front of the entrance to the Science Facilities.
2a. Two-July began to kangbang from nascence to his teenage years.
2b. As a kangbanger, Donald was pitied by his peers.
3. Holy fuck! I can't believe they're kangbanging, mate!
kangbang by KennyColorado February 20, 2011
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