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kulander 

he is a kulander
kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018
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Kortlander 

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.
Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.
Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006
A girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schlong up her butt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

Initially from a mispronunciation and misunderstanding of the word, "curandera", which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

The word "culera" on the other hand is accepted Mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.
Jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife Susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

Or, "That girl Susan is such a kulandera that she'll let anyone pork her ass if it will make them feel better."
kulandera by Dave What A Guy November 6, 2006

kazuslander 

a silky bitch with piss and vomit kink and has a crush on a guy named viktor
kazuslander is db
kazuslander by jaykitt August 1, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026